I had a visit last night, with a friend from back in the day. Back in the day when I could get away with wearing a size 16 pair of jeans from the kid’s section at Abercrombie & Fitch.
Let all o’ that sink in, O & K, OK.
Oh the things you can get away with at the dawn of your twenties.
Someone took those jeans from the laundry room. Jealous bitches.
King of Cups 