Y ahora que el verano se acabó, se acordarán los amigos y las amigas del colegio que ahora tienen hijitos e hijitas, de los 15 años durante los cuales me mariconeaban a diario? O de cómo se jileaban a las chicas, o comentaban sobre su apariencia, o de cómo las puteaban? De cómo armaban las […]
Author: Martin Haro
Ouvre une Fenêtre
Je me trompe et je me trompe plutôt souvent. D’ailleurs je suis éloigné ma famille il y a déjà longtemps et comme un animal avec la capacité de comprendre, je comprends que c’est comme ça: nous quittons le nid. Mais comme un animal de cité, je comprends aussi que mes sentiments et mes souvenirs et […]
Postcard from Paris
From Paris, with love! My sister and niece were in Paris last week. They went to the Espace Lafayette-Drouot to get into and enjoy the “The World of Banksy: The Immersive Experience” that was recently extended until the end of June. My sister said it was pretty “génial.” Get. I’ll wait. Not that long. The […]
Time for Tribal & Textile Art, #SanFrancisco
The 34th San Francisco Tribal & Textile Art Show is going down today (11:00-19:00) and tomorrow (11:00-17:00), in conjunction with the American Indian Art Show/San Francisco, at the Fort Mason Center for Arts & Culture. And now you know. Get!
Everybody Comes to…
Y’ know: They wanna make it in the neighborhood. Coming soon to Netflix, just in time for summer, is Hollywood, the new “Ryan Murphy” show (his longtime collaborators, Ian Brennan and Alexis Martin Woodall, are also involved, as is Janet Mock from FX’s Pose). Described as a love letter to a day gone by, Hollywood […]
The DC Playlist
Opening date for No Time to Die, Daniel Craig’s Cary Joji Fukunaga-helmed swan song as James Bond, may be April 10, people, but today…tonight…right now you can listen to the latest entry in the Bond-theme song canon, an eponymously titled track by the Grammy darling of 2020, Billie Eilish, that serves the 007 mood of […]
The Thing About Maluma, Baby
The thing about Maluma is he made it OK to be a pretty boy. When I was kid, this tall freckled ginger monster one or two years older than me in school – who went on to become a teen mom (I’m pretty sure my memory serves…or rumor had it, at the very least) and […]
The Thing About Camila Cabello
The thing about Camila Cabello is I like her just fine, except when she’s co-opting “Llaman a la Puerta” from Peruvian-reggae pioneers Pochi Marambio y Tierra Sur for her reductive new single, “My Oh My,” featuring DaBaby, and giving zero credit for it. Don’t believe me? Have a listen. The OG: The entitled version: I’m […]
Blackouts
Oh I know ya didn’t blow out our fuses by pluggin’ #SanFrancisco into the #Matrix4, #Keannu Reeves. Watts with this #blackout, anyway, and why was I wasting my cell phone’s battery on tweetfoolery. Right. Because the alternative would be to freak out (childhood trauma). We’re still (mostly) safe, yeah? I hate blackouts. Also, I told […]
The Denim Diaries IRL
I cannot do tomorrow morning. I signed up for an FIU webinar on personal branding, and that is at 11, and that is their earliest.
